hah

Tracey Murphree

This probably made me laugh more than it should have!

ooops

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we're too senile to remember each other&...

Funny Nurses Week Ecard: The last time I trusted a nurse, she shot me in the ass with Ativan and str...

I've had more intimacy with my lip balm this winter than with my significant other.

hahaha

Reason.

DYING!!!

;)

Tom Hardy

Funny College Ecard: I probably shouldn't have waited this long to start my homework. But whatev...

Friends who share the same kind of crazy... make the very best friends in the world

You didn't strike me as the really obnoxious social media type of person. I am unfriending you.

No kidding

When George Strait is playing, you shut the fuck up!! HaHa This is sooo true

Breastfeeding. Because you can eat 500 extra calories worth of Oreos. Every day.

Magical Disney Milestone #31: The moment the countdown to your Disney Vacation hits single digits. L...

Dear whatever doesn't kill me, I'm strong enough now. Thanks.

Totally me last nighttt

They should have the same rules as 'Fight Club'

I always wanted to be the kind of femme fatale that could stop a man in his tracks...I finally reali...

wine

That should do the trick....

Best of luck to Alec Baldwin on escaping paparazzi and showbiz phonies by moving to L.A.

So true for me.

Funny Friendship Ecard: That guy sounds like a real piece of work. And by 'work,' I mean ...

I have decided to have some wine to celebrate the fact that I have some wine!

I'm sorry you could not find the time to RSVP using the pre-addressed, pre-stamped envelope you ...

Political opinions are like embarrassing pictures of you out drunk at the bar - you think they'r...

Hahaha, gotta love Zumba + Pitbull

Unproductive Days

technical issues with my attitude

Arm flab loses. Come here, cupcake!

I hate Candy Crush, I am NEVER playing this game again after I beat this level!

Ha

don't get it twisted.

Love it!

.

haha

haha

You Turn Me On More Than A Blind Lesbian Walking Through A Fish Market.

Unfortunately, I don't live in London...:(

'Honey Badger don't give a shit!' I think I found my spirit animal...

This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that c...