I wish I was as thin as I actually was, back when I thought I was fat.

Hahaa. Horrible. But some people I swear...

Sorry, I'm not Adele. I don't wish the best for you nor do I want to find someone like you. ...

If Ryan Gosling did a kissing booth for charity I'm pretty sure we could finally end world hunge...

ha! so so true!

so true!

Dear millionaires, if you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your mone...

I can't stop laughing, Hahaha!! OMG!!

You know in dog beers, I've only had one.

One holiday at a time people.

Bless 'em!

True.

Seriously

i've actually said this.

:)

Reminds me of many nights with you T

Laughter is the best medicine...except for treating diarrhea...

happens all the time!

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to ...

Christmas

hilarious!

Very Marketable Skill

Seriously.

Teacher Confession: Once a child is in my class, I will always refer to him as 'one of my kids&#...

Every. Color.

Of course I didn't research homebirth! I'm just doing it for the twinkle lights! Said no one...

Yep

Shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's atten...

It's nice to know that I'm not the only person who likes to sing songs from Disney movies at...

I have a condition that makes me eat when I cant sleep. Its called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Haha! I did this!

so true.

oh my goodness! my dad says this ALL THE TIME!!

#Disney #DisneyWorld

True

Yep!

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True story.

Hahaha...I'm dying!

.

I'm so ready!

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet

Yep

Funny

Hahaha!

Yup

.

No, seriously though.

SO TRUE.