How I feel after a day of working front desk

The Kentucky Derby and Cinco De Mayo in the same weekend Time to dress like a lady and drink like a ...

Cinco De Mayo, Kentucky Derby and a Full Moon on Saturday? Yes! I'll be drinking Margaritas whil...

Funny Confession Ecard: Life is like a box of Chocolates. I ate them all. I don't have a life.

Sorry I'm not sorry that Disney characters still have a grip on me emotionally and financially.

For Lent, I am just giving up.

No thanks, I don't need to go see Santa. I just sent him a link to my Pinterest board.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted ...

You've moved on. I get it. Now move on to something other than countless hours of quotes about h...

Hahahaha definitley have thought this before..actually thought it today

Twilight was just something to do between Harry Potter and the Hunger Games. #thehungergames

Being a parent is a privilege not an obligation, some people need to learn the difference.

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say. | Anniversary ...

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the...

I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this.

I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

Life: You know that thing you do between Facebook, Pinterest and Candy Crush?

Free, Family Ecard: Shout out to all the REAL grandparents who spend time with ALL their grandkids a...

I accidentally used my facebook status box instead of Google search and now I don't have to go t...

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