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For having such a tiny penis, you certainly know how to be a dick.

For having such a tiny penis, you certainly know how to be a dick.

true.

true.

I do not listen to voice mails so please do not leave one. I saw you called. Oh this is SOOO me! I HATE voicemail..in fact my message at this very moment says Do not leave a message, it will not be heard and your call won't get returned. If it's t...

I do not listen to voice mails so please do not leave one. I saw you called. Oh this is SOOO me! I H...

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Yes!

Yes!

Disney Depression: When planning one more fantasy trip will send you over the edge.

Disney Depression: When planning one more fantasy trip will send you over the edge.

Remember, if you can't say something nice... make it funny. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com

Remember, if you can't say something nice... make it funny. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.c...

Ugh the struggle is real

Ugh the struggle is real

Words cut deeper than any wound. So be careful what you say because you can never take it back.

Words cut deeper than any wound. So be careful what you say because you can never take it back.

obvs

obvs

Divorce perk #1... Not living with an asshole. | Divorce Ecard

Divorce perk #1... Not living with an asshole. | Divorce Ecard

Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?

Wow honey, the house is so clean! Was the internet down for a while today?

You, Sir, are a Buttmunch.

You, Sir, are a Buttmunch.

When+someone+stares+at+me,+I+assume+they+are+taking+notes....+On+how+to+be+fabulous.

When+someone+stares+at+me,+I+assume+they+are+taking+notes....+On+how+to+be+fabulous.

"I think I sprained it on Pinterest." Who else is suffering from "Pinterest wrist"?

"I think I sprained it on Pinterest." Who else is suffering from "Pinterest wrist&quo...

I bought several bottles of wine for the party I'm throwing tonight. Also, I'm the only one on the guest list.

I bought several bottles of wine for the party I'm throwing tonight. Also, I'm the only one ...

LOL! Some days definitely feel like this.

LOL! Some days definitely feel like this.

Heat makes things expand...so i don't have an eating problem...i'm just hot...

Heat makes things expand...so i don't have an eating problem...i'm just hot...

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

Talking on the phone to someone who has kids is like talking to someone with Tourettes.

this made me laugh

this made me laugh

Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your misplaced sense of entitlement? Let me apologize by saying I don't care.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend your misplaced sense of entitlement? Let me apologize by saying I do...

Τ’ 3 ΣΤ’"™’ Τ—Σ Π’™"™š—Σ —›™š™’Σ ΤΩ ’"ŸΡ™Ω...

Τ’ 3 ΣΤ’"™’ Τ—Σ Π’™"™#...

Finally. Someone understands. hahahaha

Finally. Someone understands. hahahaha

Yup! There are those whom are asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. Then there's me... awake... wine-in-hand... pinning.

Yup! There are those whom are asleep, resting up for a busy day tomorrow. Then there's me... awa...

ADKD

ADKD

Admit it, youpostwhile you poop.

Admit it, youpostwhile you poop.

If you need help killing the bugs, give us a call. :) // Here's the deal. I make the babies. You kill the bugs. Got it?

If you need help killing the bugs, give us a call. :) // Here's the deal. I make the babies....

Makes me feel so much better about myself

Makes me feel so much better about myself

Well, my motivation for working out has always secretly been prep for survival with either the zombie apocalypse or NWO hits (I will survive, dammit). But, I suppose as it stands I would definitely among the firsts out.

Well, my motivation for working out has always secretly been prep for survival with either the zombi...

Seriously

Seriously

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it about five or six times... just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it about five or six times... just to be sure.

I'm not ashamed to say I've eaten a pound of bacon in one sitting. Okay, yes I am.

I'm not ashamed to say I've eaten a pound of bacon in one sitting. Okay, yes I am.

Alcohol keeps getting in the way of my low-carb diet.

Alcohol keeps getting in the way of my low-carb diet.

I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pajamas.

I love being a nurse but most of all I just love wearing scrubs. They're the closest thing to pa...

Sometimes I dream of having a fuel efficient car. Then I remember I drive a Jeep and I can drive over shit.

Sometimes I dream of having a fuel efficient car. Then I remember I drive a Jeep and I can drive ove...

Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to watch 'crazy' in quiet.

Please don't take my silence as agreement in your little rant you had there. I just prefer to wa...

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gal...

Forget a penny for your thoughts. How about five bucks to shut the hell up.

Forget a penny for your thoughts. How about five bucks to shut the hell up.

I can't wait to grow up and do this all day for an unappreciative asshole.

I can't wait to grow up and do this all day for an unappreciative asshole.

Just a reminder this summer: When taking pics of the beach view, keep your nasty feet out of it. I believe you that you're there.

Just a reminder this summer: When taking pics of the beach view, keep your nasty feet out of it. I b...

We agree!

We agree!

Vegetarians aren't as annoying as vegans, but they're trying.

Vegetarians aren't as annoying as vegans, but they're trying.

What??? You Unfriended me???? And Blocked too? Wow im not sure I have the strenght to go on with my life. Wait...Yep...DONT GIVE A FUCK...BYE BYE.

What??? You Unfriended me???? And Blocked too? Wow im not sure I have the strenght to go on with my ...

Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me.

Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for going psycho on you the other day. I missed lunch.

Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry for going psycho on you the other day. I missed lunch.

truth

truth

true--probably a woman thing...because my husband would not only move, but push the animal off completely!

true--probably a woman thing...because my husband would not only move, but push the animal off compl...

basically

basically

My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on repeat. I dream big, I know....

My dream is to get through one family meal without saying the phrase, 'Eat your dinner!' on ...

If I haven't slapped you or cussed at you for the stupid thing you just said, please know that The Lord is working in my life.

If I haven't slapped you or cussed at you for the stupid thing you just said, please know that T...

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