How I feel after a day of working front desk

The Kentucky Derby and Cinco De Mayo in the same weekend Time to dress like a lady and drink like a ...

Cinco De Mayo, Kentucky Derby and a Full Moon on Saturday? Yes! I'll be drinking Margaritas whil...

Funny Confession Ecard: Life is like a box of Chocolates. I ate them all. I don't have a life.

Sorry I'm not sorry that Disney characters still have a grip on me emotionally and financially.

For Lent, I am just giving up.

No thanks, I don't need to go see Santa. I just sent him a link to my Pinterest board.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You are not responding in the way I imagined you would respond when I acted ...

You've moved on. I get it. Now move on to something other than countless hours of quotes about h...

This is a list of who asked for your opinion.

Hahahaha definitley have thought this before..actually thought it today

Twilight was just something to do between Harry Potter and the Hunger Games. #thehungergames

Being a parent is a privilege not an obligation, some people need to learn the difference.

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say. | Anniversary ...

Funny how you are only allowed to have an opinion when you agree with people, if you disagree then y...

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the...

I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that were more organized than this.

I lose interest in people I'm dating even faster than the world lost interest in Google Plus.

Life: You know that thing you do between Facebook, Pinterest and Candy Crush?

Free, Family Ecard: Shout out to all the REAL grandparents who spend time with ALL their grandkids a...

I accidentally used my facebook status box instead of Google search and now I don't have to go t...

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