Funny Confession Ecard: I tried cooking with wine for the first time last night. After 5 glasses, I ...

Amen. Now click "like" if you don't want to burn in the eternal flames of hell.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I am two people short of a threesome.

harry potter valentine's day. awesome

Free, Confession Ecard: My husband asked me what I been doing all day. Apparently, pinning and croch...

I am going to Pinterest the shit out of this pumpkin.

Everybody hates Crocs, but the company is worth over $2 billion? Some of you motherfuckers are lying...

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Sorry for swamping your feed. I have a pinning problem. Actually I'm not sorry at all cuz that w...

I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.

Happens all the time

All of your Facebook statuses say everyone causes drama in your life. Cleary everyone else is the pr...

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Funny Christmas Season Ecard: I wish there was a holiday deal on hiring someone to delete all the em...

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

My future

Go ahead, tell me more about this victim role you play due to the circumstances that you've crea...

I haven't heard from you lately, and I've really enjoyed it.

Funny Ecards , this is probably my all time favorite Ecard. I say it daily.

LMFAO!!

Yup, been there. That said, there needs to be a comma between "pin" and "but" in...

Sorry we aren't hiring right now. Try us again sometime, you never know when we might be despera...

If you answer "Awesome" to the question "How are you?" while at work, you are ei...

Abso-freakin-lutely.

So true! But if you don't have kids, this obviously doesn't explain your maturation.

This should be the new term for blowouts! As in "Carter just awesomed all over himself!"

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I know a couple of these...

Best of luck explaining why you're still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn't.

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Too funny not to post! I think I've swallowed enough of your DNA to be considered Jewish.

this is very true in my case, I was staying over night after having my thyroid removed and experienc...

You may not want to see a bunch of pics of my kids on FB but, I'm not fond of all the pics you t...

When men say they help out around the house, it really means, 'I once put a dirty towel in the l...

Apparently there's some football game at the Beyonce' concert on Sunday.

Honey, sometimes you just have to give up trying. You're not the douchebag whisperer, you know.

Gerber Puffs: Helping this Dietitian in the Kitchen make dinner since 2009.

The Easter Bunny still scares the living shit out of me.

I'm fluent in "shitshitshitshit!"<-- totally and I'm not even a procrastinator,...

Welcome to Pinterest!

Pale Girl Problems: When the lightest shade of makeup is still too dark.

Indeed

Pretty much how I feel about a good chunk of people I know haha

No doubt...

Seeing your kid at work today really put all your other mistakes into perspective.