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THEY'RE going over THERE to THEIR table. It's just not THAT difficult to get it right.

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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Why am I the only one who sees that I was meant to live at Downton Abbey?

A very good way to describe how much you hate someone, as long as you're an alcoholic. Lol.

yep

Perhaps, someday, I'll get around to actually trying out all those recipes I've posted on my...

Those 100 calorie packs are so convenient I ate 6 of them. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Spring needs to stand up to winter and kick it in the snowballs.

Real women love football!!! Smokin' hot women love Iowa Hawkeyes football!!

No matter what life throws at us, at least we don't have ugly children. | Baby Ecard | someecard...

True story. #driving #meme #ecard

Women don't have penis envy. Women have, 'Holy shit it's hot, I'm taking my shirt of...

You make me want to be a better pervert.

Mine is always out of control... My+cleavage+is+out+of+control+again.

I am not emotionally stable enough to deal with everything that is happening on Grey's Anatomy.....

If I just had that Willy Wonka whistle to signal midgets to come in and fix all my problems.

It's embarrassing how true this is, and how angry I get at people who get in the way of my doing...

Why some infertiles don't celebrate their birthdays anymore. I havent in 7 years and cry when ea...

When Lost Girl is on, you shut the fuck up! Couldn't have said it better myself!

Writing is hard, and writing without repeating yourself is very, very hardâ€"but as you m...

Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any s...

So true

If booty were money, you would be a billionaire.

Truth.

Binge-watching an entire series is the most work I've done all year.

I'm having vegetables for dinner. Well, it's mostly potatoes. Ok, all potatoes. Fermented po...

Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.

Do what you love and the money will follow. Sure... Tell that to the student loan folks.

Wish me luck in the Olympics! Just kidding... I had cake batter for lunch today.

If being sarcastic burned calories... I would be on skinny bitch!!! Bahahaha!

Hairstylist problems

I don't do the whole "Lent" thing, but this is funny!

I don't make enough money to go on vacation so I'm just going to get drunk this weekend unti...

Funny Confession Ecard: Keep smiling that fake smile at me sweetheart... Don't worry... I know t...

I'd post pictures of things other than my dog, but all I do is hang out with my dog.

That WAY

New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks.

Hate this!!!!

Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's go...

Hahahahaha

Driving 101

I'm fairly certain my efforts to get into better shape have been somewhat hindered by my deep se...

haha yes

I have mixed drinks about feelings. Haha!

Photos of yourself.

LOL