I'm sorry you're so insecure with yourself that you constantly have to worry about every mov...

No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid w...

Are you a campfire? Cuz you're hot and I want S'more. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

Big cellar.

Isn't+it+funny+how+the+people+who+haven't+been+in+the+picture+always+know+the+most+about+the...

Dear Client, Sorry you forgot about your hair appointment. It's okay that I sat here not getting...

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermen...

hehehehe

My smile on Mondays is as insincere as a Rush Limbaugh apology.

Whoever said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" has clearly never had cupcakes. Or w...

Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: 'I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping&...

There was a piece of chocolate pie in the refrigerator and a note, "Don't eat me." Now...

I'm about two stomach viruses away from my goal weight.

haha!!!

My taste in music ranges from "you need to listen to this" to "I know, please do not ...

You just flipped the bitch switch.

Hahahaha

Trashley. That felt good.

#getittogether

Funny TV Ecard: Sometimes when I watch 'Friday Night Lights' I wish I could solve all of the...

The best kind of friendships are the ones fostered through pinterest. And sassy e-cards.

People say 'Oh, what will you do when you're old with all those tattoos?' Be freaking FA...

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You had me at lets cuddle and watch star wars...

Basically.

Hmmmmmm

If by 'help you cook' you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work ...then yes, ...

so true. lol

Funny Thanksgiving Ecard: Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exa...

Indeed:)

One day I will be brave enough to say this to someone. That day will be as soon as I get the chance ...

“I don’t chase after anyone, If you wanna walk out of my life, then I’ll ho...

WINE. (n.) a hug in a glass.

I really need to stop saying, "How stupid can you be?" Some people are starting to take it...

yelp.

My #1 job as a mother is to protect my kids. I will not allow ANYONE to hurt them physically or psyc...

Funny Workplace Ecard: People think that just because you tolerate them at work, it makes you friend...

Now everyone else in the room wants to know why I'm laughing.

I need a vacation. And by 'vacation' I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a bea...

if she was real ? i'd let her hold both those pillows over my face!!!

And moreover, YOU are going to have an ever bigger problem if I go without caffeine.

Understood.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

so funny!

your self-conceit does not match the unattractiveness that is your face.

hahahahahahaha im dying

Ladies...All this talk of Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Grey has distracted us from what is really imp...