I love these so much.

lol. This is literally right now.

Forever Alone - ROSES ARE RED I HAVE A PHONE NOBODY TEXTS ME FOREVER ALONE

Cousin Eddie - Happy Birthday From your favorite cousin

Math needs to solve its own problems . . . I'm not a therapist. - Grumpy Cat | Meme Generator

Despite the spelling error, this one made me laugh

Liz Lemon party

Chemistry Cat: Traveling light

Oh man...I check my pocket at least ten times for my iPod while in the store.

Just happened.

Ohhh Dora

Thug Life on a Trike - Swag Some people just dont have it

I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the prince of a t...

#milkshake

Conspiracy Keanu - what if i like it but don't put a ring on it?

haha I definitely heard this in chandler's voice too.

"This isn't clearance? but it was on the rack" just because you move something to a cl...

Why are you so quiet? How am I supposed to answer that?? | Anxiety Cat

Oh, thespian peacock, how right you are!

Retail Robin

This is my exact problem...

will ferrell - If you dont have anything nice to say come sit next to me and we'll make fun of p...

i hate fake tacos, u kno the icky kind u get at cafes that serve canned beans on a super s brand tor...

chemistry cat

Then when I'm done scanning they get attitude about swiping again because the first one didn'...

Chemistry Cat - That'll be $5 for the Electrons The neutrons are free of charge

LOL :P

Anxiety cat...so very me. I feel like I am the dumbest person if I have to call a company or strange...

Everything! The weather was lovely, the work was interesting and got done quickly, I was inspired, o...

Lol!!

betcha didnt know that there is a reward every year for the best Lincoln research paper for like $50...

stop hash tagging on facebook and Pinterest! It doesn't work and makes you look foolish!

We should have been doing this the entire time!!!

See you tomorrow? THANKS FOR THE WARNING.

Maximum Effort - deadpool maximum effort | Meme Generator

Tom Baker - I have discovered something amazing