parents said they'll be back in 30 minutes. / Looks like i'll have to be quick.

scoot over a bit / i love to snuggle

Phone lights up randomly / Sorry, just checking the time

Ridiculously photogenic guy!

That's me.

Grandma Finds The Internet Meme

I laughed like an idiot when I saw this.

Pretty much describes my approach to most homework...

This is how i live my life....

we lose so many like this...

I love Twilight... make fun all you want but there are millions of fans and the author is rich ...

Memestache - One Site. All the Top Memes.

hahaha chemistry humor makes me appreciate this!

hahaha Asian dad.

Lol

friend leaves phone unlocked / swaps moms & girlfriends phone number

Condescending Wonka

Hire baby sitter, tell them child is asleep / You have no kids

Philosoraptor - What if nobody's wish comes true

"Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February ...

i have acquired four score and 19 difficulties / But a wench cannot be counted among them

Conspiracy Keanu - What if people who place internet ads are just really nice

They told me I could be anything... So I became a rock! Oh Peeta (:

The 90's was a good decade. Lots of memories that are fondly triggered by good music. Starting a...

If medusa & the basilisk look in each other's eyes at the same time... / What happens?

Truth.

The Most Interesting Cat In The World - I don't always chase laser pointers

wake up in the morning, feelin' like p. diddy... you know somethings wrong when you a young whit...

curtain moves? / sorry your door was locked

Conspiracy Keanu has an interesting point...

hide yo kids, hide yo wife>>couldnt resist this one....i was listening to the original news st...

Peeta meme! Haha.

Pearl Jam?

Hipster Barista - $120,00o art degree

Your teddy bear will protect you? / I'll be the judge of that

i like big butts and i cannot lie.

Conspiracy Keanu - what if cosmo and wanda were my fairy godparents

Sudden power outage at night / party time

Annoying Facebook Girl

I don't know who came up with the colonial guy saying these things, but they are genius and shou...

Meme

- Joseph Ducreux - Memestache

#NeverAlone haha its funny because I saw lightning last night... #Shadowlurker

Roommate leaves Facebook logged on / Change birthday to tomorrow

You screamed? / Good, i'll meet your family.

Covering yourself with a blanket?

Don't worry about me when you're sleeping / I only like to watch you shower